Ten Ways to Not Have Sex
There will be temptations, and while I don’t consider myself a sex expert (and we know what THOSE people are like), I do consider myself an expert on not having sex. Here are some tips.
- Don’t date plain women. Really beautiful women know that they don’t have to put out. Plain women feel that they need an edge, so they will throw themselves at you. You are much safer with beautiful women- even if most turn you down when you ask them out.
- Don’t spend time alone with women. Make sure that when you are together, it is in a public place with lots of people around.
- Women are for dating, guys are for socializing with. If you just want to hang out, hang out with the guys. Spending too much time with women leads to familiarity and temptations.
- When you see a woman and you have a sexual response, think of how many sexual diseases she probably has.
- Spending time trying to make yourself more attractive is a mistake. If she really loves you, she will love you for yourself and not how you look. Don’t try and tempt her with surface images.
- Movies are a popular place for dates, but also a darkened environment ripe with temptation. On dates, only go to G rated movies where there will be lots of kids and her focus will be on thinking about family, not sex.
- Open mouth kissing, besides being a good way to get AIDS, is to be avoided at all costs. It opens the dam, and you may wind up damned!
- Date only one woman at a time. If that does not work out, try dating another. Dating multiple women at the same time will get you to comparing them and wondering which one is the best in bed- and maybe even trying to find out!
- Never ever, ever masturbate. It just primes the pump and can lead to a loss of self control.
- When ever you start thinking about having sex with someone, imagine that your mother can see into your mind and what you are thinking. You want to only have thoughts she would approve of.
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November 11, 2015 Wednesday at 9:12 pm
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Overall, these tell us more about Melvin and his issues than anything else. His advice on avoiding sex will also make it more difficult to meet and get to know women and establish a relationship that could lead to marriage. His fear of sex is sabotaging his chance at happiness and finding what he really wants.
AIDS absolutely is NOT spread by kissing, although some abstinence only curricula does teach this as fact. It sounds as if Melvin is using this as a way to avoid real intimacy.
The notion of complete celibacy before marriage is impractical on many levels. While people are reaching sexual maturity earlier, they are putting off marriage longer. This means that you could spend a decade or more of sexual frustration. Worse, the strong desire to have sex could motivate you to marry before you are ready or to an inappropriate partner.
The notion that two sexually inexperienced people on their wedding night are going to create a memorable evening is dubious. For most people, sex is not all that great the first time. It takes a little practice. For guys in this situation, premature ejaculation is not uncommon. The wedding night is a special night, but fumbling, clumsiness, and dissatisfaction may not provide the memories of that night that you want to have.
By remaining abstinent for long periods of time, your body becomes conditioned to turning off sexually. Restoring the body’s normal sexual functioning may well not happen over night, and can even lead to temporary erectile problems.
Source-Erotic University Psychology Department
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